Categories: mommyhood , Picklings |


I think at some point, all parents of infants post one of these signs on their door.  Thankfully, we’ve only had a handful of unwanted folks knock on ours in the past ten months.  Hopefully this will derail any more.  Nap times are a coveted (and hard fought for) thing.


  1. Veronica

    I have never put one of these on my door, but I should. This sign rocks! Hope that pushy sales people obey your orders ;)

  2. Nicki

    I have laughed for five minutes straight at this sign. I might have thought it was overkill in a former life, but I just lived through night two of once-per-hour feedings and we’re out of coffee. I need a nap more than the baby.

  3. Lori


  4. Lisa Sivley

    Best sign ever! I have put a sign up on our front door but I haven’t dared to be as snarky… good for you! Thankfully we do not get solicitors. I think the census guy was the first in 10 months. Once you have a baby you want the peace to be maitained for as long as possible so I give you all my kudos girl!

  5. Deborah at Coco Bonbons

    That is awesome!
    We have sales in our warehouse a few times a year and since it is a warehouse, we put signs up like: “All unattended children will be given a free kitten to bring home,” or “All unattended children will be given a Red-Bull.” You get the idea.

  6. Maryetta

    I need a sign for unexpected family.

Post a Comment

You must be logged in to post a comment.