Do You Take Checks?

Categories: Picklings |

This morning I used my last check when I reimbursed our handyman/contractor/best man, Edward, for some of the supplies he bought at Home Depot for our bathroom remodel. Afterward, I sat down with my laptop to order some more checks. I rarely write checks so I usually splurge and get pretty personalized ones since a box lasts me over two years. Check options have really changed since I was a kid and carried my mom’s standard issue blue check to school to buy lunch tickets every Monday. Here’s a few choices that I opted not to get:


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Creepy Alan Jackson checks. He’s looking longing into your eyes and whispering, “Oh baby, I love it when you wear that fade black shirt from my 1994 tour. How about picking up an extra copy of my greatest hits album to keep in the Firebird? Walmart still sells it on tape.”


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This style is called “Gothlings.” I just don’t see this as a hot seller. All the goth kids I know are under the age of 18 and still financially dependent on their parents. Plus, as a former retail worker, I would question if there is adequate funds in the account of someone who paints their fingernails with sharpies and wears a dog collar.


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I don’t think I need to say anything here.


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This one would definitely keep you on the straight and narrow when it comes to spending. Buying soft porn would definitely be out, or at least it would encourage you to use your debit card when buying something at Hustler Hollywood.

One Comment

  1. pittmanware@gmail.com

    At first glance I thought the first set of checks were actually Brokeback Mountain. They didn’t have any of those did they?



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