Lord They Get Me Off so Much

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Everyone hates the sound of their alarm clock. For a little over two years, I had Lynyrd Skynyrd “Sweet Home Alabama” in my CD alarm clock. To this day I cannot hear that song without a strong desire to throw something. The indomitable, however, has an amazing ability to be unaffected by alarm clock sounds.

Last night I wandered out to the sofa in the living room. This is a pretty common occurrence as I get hot sleeping next to the asthmatic Darth Vader. This morning I woke up to the indomitable’s alarm going off. At first I laid there thinking he would wake. Finally, after several minutes, I got up and mumbled something to him. He promptly hit snooze, and I went back to my sofa and slept. Nine minutes later I awoke to BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP. Again, I lay there for several minutes thinking he would rouse. Eventually he did, but not until I was completely annoyed.

The amazing part of this story is that I was awoken by his alarm. The person who was sleeping in another room woke up, and the individual sleeping NEXT TO THE ALARM, the one it was intended to wake, did not. As I’ve proven, I cannot be held accountable for what sleepingKelly does. If I were the indomitable, I would sleep with one eye open. Or at least wake up to the damn alarm.

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