“This wait is killing me!  I want to know. I hate not knowing.”

“Why don’t you test?”

“Because it was just yesterday. It doesn’t show up that quickly.”

“What? You can’t just pee on a stick right afterward?”

Dang y’all! It’s been, like, forever since we posted.  We’re totally (smack, smack) gonna write soon.  There’s some super big changes comin’ and as soon as I find my panties, I’ll totally, like, tell y’all about ‘em. Kay? (smack, smack)